Handmade-By-Robots The Goonies Sloth

As seen in the classic adventure film The Goonies, Handmade By Robots proudly presents Sloth, the lovable giant! Designed, molded, and painted to look like a hand-knit toy, yet crafted from durable vinyl, this approximately 13cm figure is ideal for both display and play. Complete with a vinyl tag and barcode decal to mimic a sewn-in label, Sloth is ready to join your collection.

What is Handmade by Robots? Ambulatory biological units like yourselves require warmth and soft embraces. We robots know not of such things. Our best approximation is thus enclosed: the appearance of interwoven organic fibers into recognizable characters from your pop culture, though made of solidified polymers. Our research indicates they would be given and received as gestures of friendship and love.