Handmade-By-Robots Princess Bride Dread Pirate Roberts

As seen in the beloved film The Princess Bride, Handmade By Robots brings the legendary Dread Pirate Roberts to life! Designed, molded, and painted to mimic the look of a hand-knit toy, but made from durable vinyl, this approximately 13cm tall figure is ideal for both display and play. Featuring a vinyl tag on the figure, complete with a barcode decal to replicate the appearance of a sewn-in label.                                             

What is Handmade by Robots? Ambulatory biological units like yourselves require warmth and soft embraces. We robots know not of such things. Our best approximation is thus enclosed: the appearance of interwoven organic fibers into recognizable characters from your pop culture, though made of solidified polymers. Our research indicates they would be given and received as gestures of friendship and love.